10 months ago

https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Programmer-Grug-by-colossalbreaker/42915272.EJUG5 this collection of thoughts on software development gathered by grug brain developer grug brain developer not so smart, but grug brain developer program many long year and learn some things although mostly still confused grug brain developer try collect learns into small, easily digestible and funny page, not only for you, the young grug, but also for him because as grug brain developer get older he forget important things, like what had for breakfast or if put pants on big brained developers are many, and some not expected to like this, make sour face grug no able see complexity demon, but grug sense presence in code base demon complexity spirit mocking him make change here break unrelated thing there what!?!

big brain have big brain! need only be harness for good and not in service of spirit complexity demon on accident, many times seen (best grug brain able to herd multiple big brain in right direction and produce many complexity demon trap crystals, large shiney rock pile awaits such grug!) also sometimes call demo approach "prototype", sound fancier to project manager grug say prototype early in software making, especially if many big brains grug have love/hate relationship with test: test save grug many, many uncountable time and grug love and respect test unfortunately also many test shamans exist.

be prepare for big brain or, worse and much more common, thinks is big brain to make snide remark of grug be strong!